34 Inspirational Bernard Walton quotes and sayings from Adventures in odyssey

Today you will find a list of Bernard Walton quotes and sayings from Adventures in odyssey taken. Bernard Walton is a character from Adventures in Odyssey, voiced by David Madden.

Odyssey quotes: Best Bernard Walton quotes

As Odyssey’s window washer as well as a janitor also a philosopher Bernard has a great deal of pride in his work which put him in conflict with the modern shortcut-takers and shortcuts. Despite his grumbling and murmuring his muttering, he has an innate sense of humor and has a knack for telling great stories, and is an ideal host for the show on television, B-TV.

Bernard was first introduced in episode #106: “By Any Other Name” and since then has become a regular on the show. Although he is a good-hearted character, Walton is somewhat cynical and angry However, he is best famous for his humorous wit and his love of telling stories typically Bible stories. Walton is frequently heard complaining about how the children at Whit’s Ende touch the windows that have been cleaned by smudging the windows. Also, he can be heard talking about things such as “Back in my time” …” or “Why why don’t parents educate their children to …” speak in simple language and frequently gets confused with the use of big terms.

Common-sense Walton’s adversary is the intelligent university student Eugene Meltsner; the two have a lot of disagreement, but remain close, particularly because of the revelation in issue #57: “Last in a Long Line” that they are distant cousins. This ongoing fight is the consequence of Bernard’s displeasure at Eugene’s insanity and Eugene’s superiority mentality.

Bernard has a wife, Maude Walton, and is frequently mentioned, but is rarely seen on the show.

Well, paint me red all over and send me to a four-alarm fire sirens blazing!
Well, pin a tail on me and call me a donkey.
Well, stuff me with feathers and call me a pillow!
Well, scratch my ears and call me Sparky.
Well, paint me with three eyes and call me Picasso!
Well, stick me with needles and call me a pin cushion.
Well, cover me in rust and call me a pickup.
Fill me with popcorn and call me Cracker Jack!
Stuff me with spinach and call me a soufflé.
Well, smack me with a stick and call me a piñata.
Well, dare me to discipline and name me Dr. Dobson.

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1

Let’s change out of these tuxes before we die!

2

One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian

3

Now wait a minute! Hold it! There will be no name-calling here, you bonehead.

4

I’m not against what other people think! I mean, it’s not my fault they’re wrong!

5

Just cleanin’ a few of these second-story windows. What does she think I’m doin’ up here on a ladder? Knitten’ a sweater?

6

Heaven knows we wouldn’t want the prison to be dirty when we’re conquered.

7

In your case, Eugene, singing, and tragedy go well together.

8

Look at City Hall. I haven’t seen it so decked out since President Eisenhower came through. They set up a podium and everything.

9

People never say what they mean anymore.

10

It’s just a small fire! Nice to roast marshmallows by, really..

11

How these kids can get a flag pole dirty is beyond me.

12

If you want to talk about unfairness, tell me why people put their gum under someone else’s table.

13

Mental health? Well, then you must be watching Connie!

14

He doesn’t have the sense God gave a rabbit all those brains.

15

Give a man a hammer, and he goes power-crazy!

16

For what it’s worth, I think your heart’s in the right place. Your brain is missing in action, but your heart’s in the right place.

17

Uh, just a minute, Eugene. Apparently, Connie has a crush on me or something.

18

Well, it is serious. I couldn’t do my job without my squeegee

19

You oughta see this baby. It’s so white you could turn it on its side and use it to ski on. More doors than a bus station locker room. And so long you’d have to be double-jointed just to turn the corner.

20

Fill me with popcorn and call me Cracker Jack!

21

Problem speaking? Here’s a tip. Move your lips and your tongue at the same time. It’ll make it so much easier.

22

Hello, Grandpa Borealis.

23

It’s about as uninteresting as a tuna sandwich without the pickles, I tell ya.

24

Minutes ticked by slowly. My life flashed before my eyes. Eh… pretty boring.

25

Nothin worse than a squirming kid when you’re trying to tell a story.

26

Well, wake up the queen and alert her to trespassers!

27

The what? What’d he say? These new-fangled houses can’t just have living rooms anymore.

28

There. That’s not bad. I don’t know why people complain about computers so much. It’s a breeze.

29

Hold on, Whit, don’t stop it yet. This is the best fight I’ve seen since my Aunt Bertha threw away my Uncle Ted’s golfing pants.

30

Well, cover me in rust and call me a pickup

31

Good grief, Eugene, after all, we’ve been through, you don’t think I know you by now?

32

I haven’t had this much fun since I had my corns removed!

33

You just can’t do anything the easy way, can you? The rest of the world takes trips and vacations, and you have to go on an expedition!

34

And when King Xerxes saw her his eyes nearly popped out of his head!